What is Jank?

Who names their kid Jank?
My parents didn't.
My name is Jane.
The name Jank comes from a night of drinking in my early twenties. Precisely speaking, the night occurred at the ripe age of twenty. I used to have quite a high tolerance to alcohol. I will cut to the chase as the story consists of many slurred dialogues exchanged between slurred brains. The conclusion of the story is, I named myself Jank the Tank.
Since then, Jank has been the name I have turned to for when the time called for a superhero name. As an example, Jank is the name I use for my internet network name, because as everyone knows, a superhero-ic fast internet is what every household needs. When I use 'Jank', things always seem to work out. I believe it has something to do with feeling invincible. As they say, confidence is the key to success! Har - har.
So this is my superhero blog. My life is pretty much mundane, just like yours, but I am hoping that The Jank's Blog will output my life as somewhat eventful and glamorous as I would like it to be.

The End.